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	<title>Bancuri Noi</title>
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	<tagline>Cele mai cool bancuri de pe net.</tagline>
	<modified>2009-04-28T12:04:04Z</modified>
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		<modified>2009-04-28T12:04:04Z</modified>
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		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
		<summary type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[
Stiti care este asemanarea intre o blonda si o autostrada?
Dupa inugurare, amindoua devin publice.
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<p>Stiti care este asemanarea intre o blonda si o autostrada?<br />
Dupa inugurare, amindoua devin publice.</p>
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		<modified>2009-04-28T11:54:59Z</modified>
		<issued>2009-04-28T11:54:59Z</issued>
		
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
		<summary type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[De ce stau blondele cu urechea lipita de casa?
Ca sa asculte muzica house
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:base="http://bancurinoi.uv.ro/?p=391"><![CDATA[<p>De ce stau blondele cu urechea lipita de casa?<br />
Ca sa asculte muzica house</p>
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			<name>admin</name>
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		<modified>2009-04-28T11:54:33Z</modified>
		<issued>2009-04-28T11:54:33Z</issued>
		
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
		<summary type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[- Cum numesti o blonda vopsita bruneta?
- Inteligenta artificiala.
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:base="http://bancurinoi.uv.ro/?p=390"><![CDATA[<p>- Cum numesti o blonda vopsita bruneta?<br />
- Inteligenta artificiala.</p>
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			<name>admin</name>
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		<modified>2009-04-28T11:54:11Z</modified>
		<issued>2009-04-28T11:54:11Z</issued>
		
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
		<summary type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I: O blonda merge la Londra cu avionul; cum poti sa-i furi locul de la geam ?
R: Ii spui ca locurile care merg la Londra sunt cele din centru.
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:base="http://bancurinoi.uv.ro/?p=389"><![CDATA[<p>I: O blonda merge la Londra cu avionul; cum poti sa-i furi locul de la geam ?<br />
R: Ii spui ca locurile care merg la Londra sunt cele din centru.</p>
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		<modified>2009-04-28T11:53:33Z</modified>
		<issued>2009-04-28T11:53:33Z</issued>
		
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
		<summary type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Doua blonde la dus:
- Da-mi, te rog, samponul tau!
- Dar ai unul langa tine&#8230;
- Stiu, dar asta e pentru par uscat si eu am parul ud!
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:base="http://bancurinoi.uv.ro/?p=388"><![CDATA[<p>Doua blonde la dus:<br />
- Da-mi, te rog, samponul tau!<br />
- Dar ai unul langa tine&#8230;<br />
- Stiu, dar asta e pentru par uscat si eu am parul ud!</p>
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		<modified>2009-04-28T11:45:03Z</modified>
		<issued>2009-04-28T11:45:03Z</issued>
		
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
		<summary type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[O blonda superba se duce la manastire si cere insistent sa vorbeasca cu maica stareta.
- Ce e, fata mea?
- Maica stareta, trebuie sa ma ajuti. Am pacatuit foarte tare si vreau ca Dumnezeu sa-mi ierte pacatele. Ce sa fac?
- Dar ce s-a intamplat, fata mea?
- Maica sterata, m-au violat 40 de barbati trei zile in [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:base="http://bancurinoi.uv.ro/?p=387"><![CDATA[<p>O blonda superba se duce la manastire si cere insistent sa vorbeasca cu maica stareta.<br />
- Ce e, fata mea?<br />
- Maica stareta, trebuie sa ma ajuti. Am pacatuit foarte tare si vreau ca Dumnezeu sa-mi ierte pacatele. Ce sa fac?<br />
- Dar ce s-a intamplat, fata mea?<br />
- Maica sterata, m-au violat 40 de barbati trei zile in sir. Ce sa fac ca sa-mi ierte Dumnezeu pacatele?<br />
- Fata mea, du-te acasa si bea zeama de la 40 de lamai 3 zile si apoi intoarce-te la mine.<br />
- Bine, maica stareta. Iti multumesc foarte mult!<br />
Pleaca blonda, bea zeama de la 40 de lamai 3 zile consecutiv si se intoarce la manastire.<br />
- Maica stareta, am facut ce mi-ai spus. Mi-a iertat Dumnezeu pacatele?<br />
- Pacatele nu stiu daca ti le-a iertat, dar macar ti-a disparut ranjetul de satisfactie!</p>
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		<modified>2009-04-28T11:44:35Z</modified>
		<issued>2009-04-28T11:44:35Z</issued>
		
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
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-Stii cate bancuri cu blonde exista?
-&#8230;
-Nici unul, toate sunt intamplari adevarate!!
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<p>-Stii cate bancuri cu blonde exista?<br />
-&#8230;<br />
-Nici unul, toate sunt intamplari adevarate!!</p>
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			<name>admin</name>
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		<modified>2009-04-28T11:41:40Z</modified>
		<issued>2009-04-28T11:41:40Z</issued>
		
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
		<summary type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Intra o blonda intr-o farmacie si intreaba:
- Aveti ochelari?
- Pentru soare?
- Nu, nu, pentru mine!
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:base="http://bancurinoi.uv.ro/?p=385"><![CDATA[<p>Intra o blonda intr-o farmacie si intreaba:<br />
- Aveti ochelari?<br />
- Pentru soare?<br />
- Nu, nu, pentru mine!</p>
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			<name>admin</name>
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		<id>http://bancurinoi.uv.ro/?p=384</id>
		<modified>2009-04-28T11:38:19Z</modified>
		<issued>2009-04-28T11:38:19Z</issued>
		
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
		<summary type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[- Ce spune o blonda cand afla ca e insarcinata?
- Sper ca e al meu!
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:base="http://bancurinoi.uv.ro/?p=384"><![CDATA[<p>- Ce spune o blonda cand afla ca e insarcinata?<br />
- Sper ca e al meu!</p>
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		<modified>2009-04-28T11:37:44Z</modified>
		<issued>2009-04-28T11:37:44Z</issued>
		
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Blonde]]></dc:subject>
		<summary type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[
- De ce nu mananca blondele banane?
- ???
- Pentru ca nu le gasesc fermoarul!
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<p>- De ce nu mananca blondele banane?<br />
- ???<br />
- Pentru ca nu le gasesc fermoarul!</p>
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