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		<description>Stiti care este asemanarea intre o blonda si o autostrada?
Dupa inugurare, amindoua devin publice. </description>
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		<description>De ce stau blondele cu urechea lipita de casa?
Ca sa asculte muzica house </description>
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		<description>- Cum numesti o blonda vopsita bruneta?
- Inteligenta artificiala. </description>
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		<description>I: O blonda merge la Londra cu avionul; cum poti sa-i furi locul de la geam ?
R: Ii spui ca locurile care merg la Londra sunt cele din centru. </description>
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		<description>Doua blonde la dus:
- Da-mi, te rog, samponul tau!
- Dar ai unul langa tine...
- Stiu, dar asta e pentru par uscat si eu am parul ud! </description>
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		<description>O blonda superba se duce la manastire si cere insistent sa vorbeasca cu maica stareta.
- Ce e, fata mea?
- Maica stareta, trebuie sa ma ajuti. Am pacatuit foarte tare si vreau ca Dumnezeu sa-mi ierte pacatele. Ce sa fac?
- Dar ce s-a intamplat, fata mea?
- Maica sterata, m-au violat 40 ...</description>
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-Stii cate bancuri cu blonde exista?
-...
-Nici unul, toate sunt intamplari adevarate!! </description>
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		<description>Intra o blonda intr-o farmacie si intreaba:
- Aveti ochelari?
- Pentru soare?
- Nu, nu, pentru mine! </description>
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		<description>- Ce spune o blonda cand afla ca e insarcinata?
- Sper ca e al meu! </description>
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		<description>- De ce nu mananca blondele banane?
- ???
- Pentru ca nu le gasesc fermoarul! </description>
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