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	<description>Cele mai cool bancuri de pe net.</description>
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Stiti care este asemanarea intre o blonda si o autostrada?
Dupa inugurare, amindoua devin publice.
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		<description><![CDATA[De ce stau blondele cu urechea lipita de casa?
Ca sa asculte muzica house
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Ca sa asculte muzica house</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Cum numesti o blonda vopsita bruneta?
- Inteligenta artificiala.
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- Inteligenta artificiala.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I: O blonda merge la Londra cu avionul; cum poti sa-i furi locul de la geam ?
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- Da-mi, te rog, samponul tau!
- Dar ai unul langa tine&#8230;
- Stiu, dar asta e pentru par uscat si eu am parul ud!
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- Ce e, fata mea?
- Maica stareta, trebuie sa ma ajuti. Am pacatuit foarte tare si vreau ca Dumnezeu sa-mi ierte pacatele. Ce sa fac?
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- Ce e, fata mea?<br />
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- Dar ce s-a intamplat, fata mea?<br />
- Maica sterata, m-au violat 40 de barbati trei zile in sir. Ce sa fac ca sa-mi ierte Dumnezeu pacatele?<br />
- Fata mea, du-te acasa si bea zeama de la 40 de lamai 3 zile si apoi intoarce-te la mine.<br />
- Bine, maica stareta. Iti multumesc foarte mult!<br />
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- Maica stareta, am facut ce mi-ai spus. Mi-a iertat Dumnezeu pacatele?<br />
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- Aveti ochelari?
- Pentru soare?
- Nu, nu, pentru mine!
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- Sper ca e al meu!
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- De ce nu mananca blondele banane?
- ???
- Pentru ca nu le gasesc fermoarul!
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