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22
Nov

O batranica astepta in statia de tramvai. Cind vine primul tramvai, il intreaba pe baiatul care statea linga ea:
- Maica, ce tramvai e?
- 13, mamaie!
- Esti sigur?
- Normal! De ce?
- Pai asa am vazut si eu scris pe un gard “p**a” si, cind colo, era depozit de lemne.

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